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7:43am September 30, 2014
ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

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"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. 
Don’t you just love human history?

ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

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"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.

Don’t you just love human history?

7:40am September 30, 2014

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

7:39am September 30, 2014
radicat:

i cried a lot today.

radicat:

i cried a lot today.

7:37am September 30, 2014

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

7:36am September 30, 2014
  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
7:35am September 30, 2014

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

7:35am September 30, 2014
7:29am September 30, 2014

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

7:28am September 30, 2014

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

7:19am September 30, 2014

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

7:19am September 30, 2014

becausebirds:

Experience “Horse Riding Falconry” from the back of a majestic Golden Eagle. People in Mongolia use these beautiful birds to hunt on the steppes of Western Mongolia in the Atlai Mountains. watch the video

7:18am September 30, 2014

Lets talk about Po for a minute.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

And doesn’t let image

His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

7:17am September 30, 2014
psychelee:

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.



“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.

Bless

psychelee:

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

Bless

7:16am September 30, 2014